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ENJOY these jokes !

Post by pass*word on Fri Jan 07 2011, 12:47

1)- A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.



2)- "Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".


3)- Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. tongue lol!

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Post by The Catalyst on Fri Jan 07 2011, 16:19

Very Happy That was really funny, I didn't get that last one straight at first, but now lol!

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Post by pass*word on Fri Jan 07 2011, 18:43

hhh yeah me too lol!

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Post by inigma on Wed Jan 19 2011, 19:23

Are you sure that you live in Earth in the 21th C 2011?????? Suspect

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Post by Mahmoud on Mon Jun 04 2012, 21:46

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

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