crazy questions that make u think

* Why is there an entry for the word 'dictionary' in a dictionary?
* How does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
* What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
* If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
* Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
* How can the words 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean the opposite?
* How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
* Why is 11 not pronounced as 'onety one'?
* If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
* If yesterday were today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?

* Can you cry under water?
* Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
* Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
* What came first, the hen or the egg?
* If God dropped acid, would he see people?
* Why do feet smell and noses run?
* What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
* Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, "sleep like a baby"?

I really like them, pass*word, thanks for sharing, in fact they made me laugh, notably these:
* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
* If yesterday were today, then wouldn't today be yesterday
* Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, "sleep like a baby"?

yes me too !!
and plz don't mention it