TODAY'S JOKES
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TODAY'S JOKES
by harrachi Tue Mar 01 2011, 21:07
1. HAMID-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
HAMID-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
2. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
3.SAID told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. SAID: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
4. SAMIR's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..
5. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
6. Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
7. A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
HAMID-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
2. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
3.SAID told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. SAID: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
4. SAMIR's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..
5. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
6. Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
7. A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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