ENJOY these jokes !
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ENJOY these jokes !
by pass*word Fri Jan 07 2011, 12:47
1)- A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
2)- "Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
3)- Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
2)- "Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
3)- Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Re: ENJOY these jokes !
by The Catalyst Fri Jan 07 2011, 16:19
That was really funny, I didn't get that last one straight at first, but now 
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Re: ENJOY these jokes !
by inigma Wed Jan 19 2011, 19:23
Are you sure that you live in Earth in the 21th C 2011?????? 
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Re: ENJOY these jokes !
by Mahmoud Mon Jun 04 2012, 21:46
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
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